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Eleanor Rigby :

Eleanor reports that Weishya has made contact with Eleanor from the murky jungles of Tuaran. She is doing well, albeit frustrated with a few aspects of PLKN life.

It is only fitting that Eleanor use this blog as a outlet for reporting on the happenings in Weishya's PLKN experience, and as such, this post is dedicated to update those of you who feel bored with Eleanor's musings and are anxious to find out what exactly is happening in the World of Weishya.

For starters, our beloved blogger has issues with the clothing provided by PLKN. Apparently, XL size sweatshirts are handed out for exercise purposes. This WOULD get on the nerves of someone who has the figure to command a bigger salary to wear a miniskirt to sell mp3's.

How incredibly moronic.

We aren't like America where 60% of the population is overweight. We don't eat cheese with everything.
XL shirt for him can lah

Bad news for all you perves out there though, but it IS more proof of incompetent administration in a BN-controlled area.

She has also recently learned the latest " Tepuk thank you". Apparently , its the " in thing" in NS camps nowadays though it pales in comparison to the ever irritating " Tepuk Commando"

Sabahan guys are also awful at courting women. This is a note to all you women out there who wanna go to Sabah to get hooked up. No offence to any Sabahans reading this, but this is merely her personal opinion after all.

Looks like she'll come back single.

But not all is bad in the World of Weishya, it is said in the lore of NS camps, that her camp is the best in Malaysia. After all, they had mutton for lunch. A cause for celebration if i ever saw one.

Vegetables remain disgusting though.Vegetables are NOT food

Unfortunately for her, marching and awfully dull "ceramahs" usually fill her day. I suppose this is to aid her in the long run. How though, Eleanor will never know.

Watching Sabahan girls " drop hair like dead cells" also scares her into keeping a close eye on her shampoo collection and throws her into a sense of confusion as to how such pretty girls could lose so much hair. Again, please do not take offence to this as it is merely an observation aimed at inducing a sense of humour.
They want/need this bad

She also has other gripes regarding many aspects of PLKN life, but these gripes might have a tendency to arouse the sensitivities of certain people and as such will not be posted up. Eleanor likes to remain alive and breathing. And so does Weishya for that matter.

Last but not least, she has also made an acquaintance with a frog in the toilet. Screaming the whole building down seemed like an appropriate response at the time.Eleanor would scream too

I suppose it would be frightening.



Eleanor supposes that all you readers out there miss our dearest Shya, and wish for her return as soon as possible.

Eleanor will continue to update all you friends out there who are anxious to know about her NS experience whenever the reception is Tuaran permits text messaging.

P.S.: To Joey, she wants her sundae

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