That nap was not nearly as long as I would have liked.

Normally, I would hand wash my clothes. As meticulous and time consuming as it is cos I sayang my baju. Today, oh today, is an exception cos I simply boh si kan to squat in the dingy wash area amongst baldi yang berjenis-jenis warna soaking underclothing yang lebih la berwarna-warni. Not after that horrible Audit paper I barely survived. Also because forty cents is quite insignificant compared to the hassle involved.

YESS, IT’S FORTY FRICKIN CENTS PER WASH NOWWW.

Good dealsSystem malfunction alike must be taken advantage of as it doesn’t come by every other day. In fact, on normal days it cons my money wan leh. Hostel management is mad kiam siap. Unreliable internet line, uninspiring wall colour, better toilet cleaning services/procedures(where can clean sink with mop wan, so unhygienic okay), toilet doors without latches and toilet doors that appear as if its about to collapse any moment giving way to wood rot *insecure*

Anyway, as I was saying, a load of detergent scented garments, callous free hands from not pruning the last drop of water dry, avoiding excessive arm exercise from shaking wrinkles out and no sweating after for FORTY CENTS!

BENEFIT > COST & TIME

As a future accountant, I have to say, need to think samore ah. Err. Must weight out the fact that the machine stretches my garments with every wash and that the Laundry Room is located quite a distance away la......*lazy*

Anyway, while waiting for my laundry to spin dry...here’s post about absolutely nothing to tell you that in the midst of the ongoing finals, drowning in ACCA books, post-its, and deranged sleeping hours and untimely snacking, I am (still) alive.

Okay, babai.

P/s: Dear citizens of hostel who visits this rant page, Chinese New Year is within sight. Which means time ta spring clean! Bawak your sheets, curtains, floor rugs, kolourful underwear and your roommate’s plant cactus for a wash :D

Before the storm has passed.

Another storm seems to be coming on.

Reason?

My first semester results will be out this Tuesday. That's in less than 48 hours.

I had mild ‘ohshyteohshyteohshye’ moment going on when I read someone’s status update reminded me about horrid tax results.

So much for having a relaxing week. 

This; is what I call demotivation

June 2010 session ACCA Qualification pass rates:

Paper F1, Accountant in Business, 64%
Paper F2, Management Accounting, 54%
Paper F3, Financial Accounting, 60%
Paper F4, Corporate and Business Law, 51% 
Paper F5, Performance Management, 57% 
Paper F6, Taxation, 46% 
Paper F7, Financial Reporting, 28% 
Paper F8, Audit and Assurance, 36% 
Paper F9, Financial Management, 43% 
Paper P1, Professional Accountant, 53% 
Paper P2, Corporate Reporting, 47% 
Paper P3, Business Analysis, 51% 
Paper P4, Advanced Financial Management, 34% 
Paper P5, Advanced Performance Management, 44% 
Paper P6, Advanced Taxation, 35% 
Paper P7, Advanced Audit and Assurance, 32%


The ones in red are the papers I'm signed up for this coming semester. After gaping open mouthly at all these percentages I feel the sudden absurd need to start studying. Pah.

Economicly Distress

Tuesday morning: Economics complicates life needlessly.

Wednesday evening: Economically unfeasible.

Thursday noon: D for DiEconomics.

My Eyebags Have Bags

4.40am. What's on your mind?: I'm bored of studyingggg.

I'm not that kind of hardworking or diligent or conscientious person who can focus and concentrate and study the whole freaking day. And, I amazingly have for the last six hours staring slides after slides of Audit stuffs.


And for the next few hours, all brain cells will be relentlessly and agonizingly lighting up the way for some mngmt accounting to go in. Three days to go!

I Finished......!

I finished my assignment! My last assignment for the semester! 

Yes yes yessss! Again, at the very last of moments. I rock! Saya membatu! 

And as I type, the stupeeeeed assignment is being compiled, scrutinized thoroughly and printed on crisp white sheets of paper. Oh, finance. How you have given me a headache for days. The thing is, it question really is quite simple BUT I simply don’t know how to do it. This sounds sooo like the dilemma I had with AddMath -.- And to add on to it, after tabulating my answers, it was totally out of the range of everyone else’s grand total. The people I compared my answers to were supersmart people pulak tu. *tension tension. In the very end, I did some minor corrections and upon saving my excel file, without any shilly-shally I jumped into bed and just had some really good sleep. 

Now I am FREE, free to leap through the jungles, paddle in the pool and run around the street blowing bubbles left and right, free to wake up late and not feel guilty for anything...

Well, not really. Exams are in two weeks. It’s official.

My exams start on Jan 14th. You know what the shitty part is?? Everyone who starts later or at the same date finishes earlier than I do! Buntut ayam la seriously. Well, minus the people who are repeating or resitting papers but that doesn’t count. 

PLUS, my first exam is Auditing. The one subject which I hate more than Law. YEAH. Tough luck aye. 

On a side note, Pei Jing and bf is throwing a bbq on Thursday. I have been asked to go, but I doubt it's a binding thing because the apprehension of meeting new people is upon me, and it seems to be winning.

Loofah

I found out today that you won’t die from taking six subjects a semester, you just have to sleep less, shit less and be lifeless.
 
Oh, don't laugh. I'm dead serious.




With such a lifestyle, you'd probably manage to bag a handful of As, gain a tummy , loose a few friends along the way. BUT you'd also strengthen the bond with the friends you do have left. 
:)

O.S.I.W

Oh Shit, It's Wednesday.

Good Morning everyone.

Saturday

and of failed attempts to study.

Results Results Results

Yalah. It wouldn't take Albert Einstein to figure out that I wouldn't be able to withhold the suspense of waiting until 10pm to check my results so here I am.
-____________-

Sha Sheryl and I are crowded in the hostel cyber waiting for the college website to load. This is pure torture wei. :(

But you know what, after three semesters, this is the pertama kali were checking results bersama sama becos results day always fall on weekend wan. Until now that is.

Having each other to panic with is somewhat conforting but only to a certain extend.









Twenty minutes later...
Omgsh la. The anticipation is giving me butterflies. Horrible ones.



Eh eh ehh. Can access liau!!!

Oh No!

Third semester results are coming out this Wednesday. 

Thats less than 48 hours away :(:(

I'll tell you my results if I get straight A's, otherwise, jangan harap lah.

Another Short One

The evil thing

My room is such in a sad state I feel like crying okay. Even my bed has notes strewn all over

Hours before 2pm.




Are my short posts annoying the crap outta you yet?
:)

I HAVE TO STUDY

I always say that. But this time, I’m extra super duper mega triple-decker serious.

The thing with the exams is that they just don’t seem to end!! The day the final exam ends you feel relieved, and you think you can take a breather before the next exams. But even before you know it , time flies and the next test is actually right on your head.

Like right now. My college that I love/hate so much has decided to give us six days notice before our first finals paper begin.

Die or not you tell me. Management just had to be the first paper la. What luck.

This time got thirteen chapters to cover. Not funny anymore okay!

I’m not going to allow myself to blog until I've cleared all my papers.
Unless truly necessary.

La La La

Believe it or not,








I aced the test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









And happy would only be a miniscule fraction of what I’m feeling right now.
Bing bang boom.

Redundancy

Yes yes. I KNOW this rant blog is being neglected. If I already don't feel it dripping in my conscience or stare wide eyed at funny texts coming through my phone to check if I'm still alive, I see the many many people who have attacked via the chatbox. 

-________-

Anyhow, smile people for I am back. Teehee.

Exams was monopolizing nearly every second of the day okay. I will NEVER take last minute studying as a solution ever again. Really. If I wasn't thinking about what to study, it'll be where to study. So so much to study, so little time and yet I spend the days waiting for inspiration to make a visit. 

Meanwhile, I went on the hunted for Maggi with Telur, crisps, watermelon slices and Milo. And for guitly conscience sake, ke mana I pergi, I'll bring something to read. Pegi toilet also bawak tau. Whether I end up reading it or not, lain lah ceritanya.

Exam season is not only time to gain the extra knowledge but also the time for me to gain unnecessary weight. Cos there is nothing interesting about memorizing all the functions of six types of information system or the seven steps of a successful interview. And thus, I eat. And eat and eat :( Now all my bloody pimples popping like mad weh.

The above is Statistics in an uglier form, Quantitative Studies. It took me ages to master this chapter because I was so kiasu about entering the exam hall blank headed even though I've been told I have an option of forsaking that chapter.

It was recently that I discovered I have a fear of exams. I get so so nervous before papers my insides lurch, threatening to spill it's contents. I'm jumpy, I can't think straight and .....my palm sweats.

Aiyoh. That's the worst that can happen okay. Particularly for essay writing papers. Jian hon has this idea that my sweaty palms can drench my test paper and flood the exam halls and beyond. If only...

No matter how many time I reminded myself or be reminded, not to give in to the bundle of nerves, I'll end up going it anyway. The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is that deep down, you know it's all bullshit. And I panicked.

No need to fret now for exams are way way over. For those sad sad people like Kelvin and Lerina who has papers after the one week hols, I hope you've been studying cos I'm sure as hell you don't wana retake any papers :)

Untuk minggu-minggu yang akan datang, I'll be on eternal holidays! There's a long long list of things wanna accomplish within this time span but I am yet to find it, or rather, think of it just yet. 

Cos right now, I just want to rub it all your faces that I have holidays and you people will be off to mundanely boring lectures, even boring work, resuming life at it's very hectic pace because I can. I bet you didn't have to attend lectures and english with the bitch in December while knowing everyone else was splurging in the year end sales or sipping coffee catching up with life, well I did and it was hell. Ah well, lets just say I'm gloating in glee right now shall we. 

And now, I look forward to celebrating Chinese New Year to the fullest. 

I expect...

to see more RED.

more sight seeing & visiting

cina cina kuih unavailable at any other occasion

and most importantly, to continue my search of the best pineapple tart :D

Merry CNY people!

Aiyoh!

Who gets nervous for an ENGLISH paper? TELL ME.

I am in TARC for gods sake. I am in advantage here, remember?

This last minute anxiety thing has to go. I am just thankful that this time around, I'm not trying to pass a driving test or going for a dentist appointment.

-_____________-


Someone please teach me how to be less panicky. And along away, maybe you could help me be less cranky when I don't get food at a certain time interval :D

Oh yes, I remember now

I am(was) ubberly frustrated.

Remember the test which I rushed back to Setapak to study for? Cutting short my lenghty four day weekend in the process. The one that got cancelled last week after berbanyak-banyak hair pulling moments. Forcing myself to read another page of notes even when I REALLY didn't feel like studying with Yang beside me being intelligent even without lifting a finger -.- And later on carrying my notes with me to bed, reading until I fell asleep with the lights on.

Yea, that test. Which I ranted and whined over so much? The very same one.

It was postponed, AGAIN!!!!!!

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*takesdeepbreath*

I am that frustrated, seriously. A normal human being would have just say a prayer of thanks and be grateful with such luck, but I am NO NORMAL HUMAN BEING. I fecking studied alright.

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW FAST THINGS FLY OUT OF MY HEAD?

DO YOU?!?! Very much assured, faster than you can say the pink panther ate a purple asparagus for lunch and his poop was green.

Eh woman, you think we people have got nothing better to do is it? Keep delaying tests, one week after another with stupid mindless reasons. I have better things to do you know, like sleeping for instance. Have you any idea how many gazillion worry warts I'm getting if I keep going at this pace?

And if you think I'm even gonna trouble my butt off to study beforehand for the test next week, dream on. Last minute will pass off as an okay the next time around.

This week: IT Assignment, Cocuriculum Day, a Long and Uneventful Weekend.
Next week: Econs, QS and the stooopid Accounts test, the YDC which I will unfortunately will be skipping.

When The Sky Smiles At You

It is a sign from above that the class test going on tomorrow would be postponed. And for a very stupid reason too - the questions haven't been printed -______-

At times like this, you ask yourself why did you bother in the first place. *swears*

If I can't see you. You can't see me.

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.




I got this from the net. Go look it up. There's a list of slogans from each corporate sponsor.

Damn funny okay.

Anyway, it's been confirmed that I'm taking my driving exam next Monday. Which is exactly in what, three days? If I go for it, I won't be back in time for Monday classes and skipping would be the last thing I wanna do cos Mondays are packed to the brim with classes and replacing them would be a hassle. Especially after I've taken serious measures to find a good Econs lecture that fits my timetable so nicely :(

Major bummer.

A friend actually came up to me and said, 'don't bother skipping class for exams lah, cause you sure fail wan'. Just you wait. Sheeshs.

So yes, I'll be back in Subang for three days instead of the usual quickie weekend back home! Turns out, daddy dearest wants me to take extra driving lessons. He suggested it merely ten minutes after getting into the car during the test practice on Friday eveining which I went out all the way just to get back home in time for.. -.-

So of course, in order not to not fail, waste money, and piss him off, must go right. Ha! There goes my weekends la. So much for it.

There's also the visit to the dentist which will earn me glares and nurses chastising me for not making it to the appointment on the appointed date, again! I really don't plan to miss appointments all the time, but it happens. Even after I've set multiple reminders.

Econs test and Accounting next week. My stress level is increasing at a rate I can't even predict. Wth, my pimples all pop out already lah. Like really.

P/s: Happy November ppl! :))

Pink Muffin

I'm rambling like a mad woman gone loose.

I'm making deals with god and the devil.

Cursing the lagging laptop and blaming Jin for the lousy connection.

Eating everyone's share of food just to keep my hands busy.

Scrolling the page up and down repetitively to make sure it was real and not just mere imagination.

Relief took the place of franticness and panicity.

It was like rain falling from the sky.


Phew.


As soon as I could borrow a phone and punch buttons, (my credit died on me during the most crucial moment. It always does that to me, on purpose! ishs) I dialed home.

What did you think?

That I was different from the rest of humanity? When a disaster/ awesome news strikes, I want my parents to know.

Usually, I'd miss call Dad and he'd call back within minutes. But today, he's in a seminar. Mum made up for it with equally as much enthusiasm, bangganess and happiness that I swear seemed as if it could flow out from the speakers.

And it was even better to share the news with friends who had earlier endure my series of screams, lack of patience and kepaniknessan.


4A's and 2B's.
It was all worth it after all.
*smiles*