Early reports from Tuaran suggests that our dearly missed blogger is doing well, albeit frustrated with the inefficiency which has become a trademark of Malaysian administration.
Eleanor wonders if Weishya will meet a monkey.....
Eleanor has always wanted a pet monkey. Even since Eleanor has begun watching The Simpsons, dreams and fantasies of having a pet monkey dressed in a tutu playing the cymbals have been a constant attendant in Eleanor's dreams.
Now, before all you animal activists up there get your panties up in a bunch, consider the thought for a moment , and ask yourself.
Are hamsters really that interesting compared to monkeys with cymbals ?
Are cats really worth all the trouble that they are compared to an instrument toting monkey?
They could probably even earn you a buck or two if you needed it.
If only monkeys and other primates weren't such aggressive carriers for AIDS, Eleanor is sure that an illegal pet monkey trade would take over the world. Monkeys would be the new black. Pokemon wouldn't stand a chance.
But then again, the Japs would probably come up with a way to market Japanese monkeys to kids, fully equipped with the latest nonsensical gadgets to make them more "monkey-ish". Bananas sold separately.
Domo arigato mofos.
In fact, if the Infinite Monkey Theorem has any logical basis whatsoever, getting a monkey wouldn't seem like a such a bad idea after all. Imagine a Monkey Potter, or a Lord of the Monkeys.
"Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise ( Or a milkman)" - Mad Magazine
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