For Joon Waaaaaaay

In reply to the meme you did for me, here's your's :)

I miss Weishya. :D
Weishya is a girl.
If I were alone in a room with Weishya, I would sleep.
I think Weishya should gain some weight.
Weishya needs to studayyyyy.
I want to see Weishya.


I haven't seen Joon Wei for eons.
Joon Wei blogs about lengthy study sessions in the library, but I know better ;)
If I were alone with Joon Wei, I'd make him toast marshmallows for breakfast with me. You bum!
I think Joon Wei has to get glasses, I AM GAINING weight. aih.
Joon Wei needs study food, need recommendations?
I want to lend my pillow to Joon Wei and snatch it back promply after he falls asleep. :)

And this is for Jason Kuan in reply to mine,

I admire Weishya.

Weishya is soon to be shorter than me.

If I were alone in a room with Weishya, I would be studying while she tutors me X)

I think Weishya should never forget me and I will do the same. haha

Weishya needs a partner.

I want to be like Weishya .except being in the ladies world =D.

I have a soft spot for Jason.
Jason will soon be taller then me. (you HAPPY now)
If I were alone in the room with Jason, I would tempt you with my superabilities to not study but watch cartoons with me.
I think Jason should crack that shells he's always hiding in.
Jason needs to know Weishya is better of without a partner.
I want to look younger then Jason ten years from now.

Stupid blogger, will you get my font size right?

Hello elloe! Miss me?
No one came banging on my doors, I guess not :S

But oh well, knowing everyone is either still schooling or studying for major exams, I forgive you. First week of the temporary freedom from the jungles of tar college was surprisingly nice, if not, satisfying. I don't need to go out, lepak sampai pukul tiga pagi or pay twelve bucks to have my hati kecut to the size of a raisin on Uncle Lim's Flying Coaster. I am easy to please, seriously.

Throw me a book and a pillow and I'll keep outta your hair for the next ten hours or so. And no, if you're thinking that I've been bookworming my holiday away, you're wrong. I've been regaining energy, all those night I burned for studying is now replenished as if it never happened. Mum would have said otherwise but nevermind that. Heehee. On Tuesday I finally made it to the dentist's office after putting off appointments for quite a while now, if you noticed, my rubberbands were the same color for quite some time. It's now turquoise, standing out painfully.

And Wednesday, was the day I started driving lessons. At long last! After the tutor briefly went through what was what and where went where, she got out and kicked me to the driver's seat. I didn't expect to be driving anywhere near a flashy vehicle just so soon. I did pretty okay, I think, since I got both myself home without a scratch, okaay la! I've got problem coordinating my hand and legs so everytime I tukar gear, I'll look down to see if I'm doing it right which only resulted with me swerving off my lane and the lady half yelling 'eh, where you going la?'.

Up to today, I've taken three lessons, two hours each. I'm still trying to get the hang of it, I can change gear properly now but I also forgot what happened in the second lesson. Ms Chin always goes 'slower, slower' or 'faster, faster'. Why I cannot drive at appropriate speed wan? And when she directs me to a left or right, I suddenly forget my directions. OMG la. It's NOT funny when I'm three seconds away from a junction and start to panic, I'll give up and peep over, she'll sigh and point out the way to me.

And the CLUTCH, sigh.

The number of times I successfully mati enjin is beyond countable. I swear the kancil perposely dies on me when it senses my panicity level rising. Pfft!



Here's a logo for my upcoming coll fundraising, any comments? Spent three hours on it, inclusive of msning and blogging, having a burger and watching grey's Anatomy in between while trying to force fit the background into the circle. Bong Yang says it looks like a watermenlon, what say you?

Anyways, here's my Sunday morning perks: best friends and dimsums.

The Weishya Meme

This is for Crystal:

I need Crystal.
Crystal is infectiously lame.
If I were alone in a room with Crystal, I would brainwash her to buy me Stephemie Meyer’s Breaking Dawn.
I think Crystal should eat more KitKats.
Crystal needs dimsum and my companionship.
I want to celebrate my 97^th birthday with Crystal.

People, do this for me too, especially those who are in my link. Just let me know in the chatbox if you want me to do one for you:

I ___ Weishya.
Weishya is ___.
If I were alone in a room with Weishya, I would ___.
I think Weishya should ___.
Weishya needs ___.
I want to ___ Weishya.

As requested, this one is for Yee Leong:

I like Ah Leong.
Ah Leong is SUPER lame.
If I were alone in a room with Ah Leong, I would persuade him to but me a Sundae.
I think Ah Leong should stop calling me a papadam.
Ah Leong needs a new hairstyle!.
I want to see Ah Leong at TQ tomorrow.

Now, for Carmen:

I love Carmen (but she loves Daniel Lee, haih).
Carmen is an anti public transportation person, like me.
If I were alone in a room with Carmen, I would let her manicure my nails.
I think Carmen should make plans for our birthday.
Carmen needs forget what cannot be changed.
I want to be friends forever with Carmen.

Here’s to Sha,

I miss Sha.
Sha is a coffee addict.
If I were alone in a room with Sha, I would make her layan me, all the time.
I think Sha should not utilize her admirers.
Sha needs a new sari.
I want to pergi jalan-jalan with Sha.

My high school buds; Martin and Shu Xian,

I so so so miss ShuXian/Martin.
ShuXian/Martin is my back up plan.
If I were alone in a room with ShuXian/Martin, I would bring up all the stoopid things we did back then.
I think ShuXian/Martin should spare me a hug next time we meet.
ShuXian/Martin needs me for laughter and lame jokes.
I want to meet up with ShuXian/Martin.

This one is totally random,

I am chatting with Jason Loh on MSN.
Jason Loh is always mad at me for always replying late.
If I were alone in a room with Jason, I would ask him to teach me dance.
I think Jason Loh should visit me more often, how can you not know where is Sri Melur is?!.
Jason Loh needs stop whining about how slow I reply .
I want to whack Jason Loh on the head for asking me directions to Sri Melur but later on cancel his plans.

This one is for Sook Huei, a tarcian:

I actually do miss Sook Huei.
Sook Huei is a Pau Face.
If I were alone in a room with Sook Huei, I would have regretted not taking up martial arts in high school.
I think Sook Huei should stop pronouncing english words in bahasa.
Sook Huei needs control her side parkings (uhm).
I want to be friends forever with Sook Huei cos she always pays for the cab fare.

For Bong Yang, as promised:

I like Bong Yang’s old hairstyle.
Bong Yang is sepet.
If I were alone in a room with Bong Yang, I would talk and talk until I drop dead out of thirst.
I think Bong Yang should stop growing taller, you make me feel like a child.
Bong Yang needs insiration for a teeshirt design!.
I want to wish Bong Yang Goodnight!.

P/s: I'll be hunting you ppl's blog for my meme eh? I’ll throw a fit if I don’t see mine, be warned! ;)

Just For Kicks

There is no doubt Lim May Zhee types the most hilarious blog posts of all time, here's the award winning post.

Go read, go read and indulge yourself with Sah EW Jin dengan english berstandard high class and what not. Heehee.

Alamakation

Not only I am road blind, incapable of speaking my mother tongue (until recently), never once stick to a diet plan, not own a driving license, saying the wrongest thing at the wrongest time; like 'I'm hungry lah too loudly in a Ramadhan Bazaar', not knowing my blood type or how to use a chopstick, I think I’ve fallen under Edward Cullen’s spell in Twilight.

Mmhmm.

Anyway, check out the eBook draft on Twilight over at Stephenie Meyer's website.

I hope you'll have loads of fun fantasizing about Edward and his dilemma over me Bella.

And oh, and there’s already a movie on the Twilight. It’s coming out this 12th Dec so I’m definitely marking my calendar for this.

Going On A Book Binge

Oh yes, I'll be book bingeing on books this holiday. Call me a boring bookworm if you want, but reading paperback novels at TARC is nearly impossible. And so, I've stocked up on books from friends and the college library. I try not to buy books because I believe that it's such a stupid thing to do when I can borrow all the books I want for FREE. I am a stingy twart, i KNOW.

So people, do you have a book you think I'll enjoy? Imma fiction person by the way ;)

I've just read Love Walked In by Marisa De Los Santos, and am now hitting on the stack of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn series Tall Sister has nicely borrowed for me after much pleading and silent threats. Teehee.

Having a Break, Having a Kit Kat ( finally!)

The temporary freedom has finally begun!

Last Friday was officially the day curtains came closing in on my first semester at college of far far away. Unofficially, it ended coupla weeks where lectures and tutorials gave in and left us with the sole aim of studying our hearts out, for me at least. And I swear, I have NEVER studied so hard in my seventeen years of existence. There were times it was tiresomely mundane, almost depressing.

Exams, at long last, are over. I have two weeks of holiday (yes, my college can be quite stingy, particularly with holidays. But when they do give us holidays, it is like Christmas arriving early). I have plenty to blog about but it simply won't do to type a five page long blogpost and have my already diminishing readers turn off by it, would it?

College, to put it into words, isn't much different from the customary school we're so used to apart from the freedom in choice of clothing which I got so sick of having to decide what to wear in the morning I couldn't be bothered. Only now, I was living yards and miles away from home. Which means freedom freedom freedom? The first few weeks were spent adjusting to the independence dropped in my lap (I did not abuse it if that's what you're thinking), taking full advantage of my supernatural ability to speak well in the language few in my college did, and getting lost in college grounds.

It was horrible because I felt like a foreigner all the time. It was horrible because I could hardly make one cina face from another. It was horrible because I was labelled the class banana. It was horrible because I looked forward to coming home since Monday. It was horrible because canteen food sucks. Ultimately, it was worst because I was all on my own.

My quota of patience would run dangerously low by end of the week, I'll shove my stuffs into Jun Keat's mini vehicle and attempt to sleep my frustrations away before reaching Subang. By the time the weekend has come and gone, I'd be recharged to face college all over again, and that's how it was, week after week. Hostel life was okay, if not bearable. I loved the jungle like surrounding, the cool air, making it appropriate to sleep at just about at time of the day, during the nights; the silence was piercing, the starry nights, and if you got up early enough (or jumped into bed late enough), the rooster's morning call could be heard alongside with the morning azan. And the rain. Don't get me started on the rain. It dampens my spirits to do just about anything.

Being the hardworking soul that I never was, I completed nearly every tutorial even if it took me three hours. I tell you ah, the amount of pressure I could feel mounting on me was enough to send me into depression. Not finishing homework was a unspoken of sin in TARC. Statistics was a nightmare, one I got over with given time. Tinboy was great help in that department, he made me draw boxes for all the probability questions! That is absurd.

After a few weeks (or months) I began to feel like I was treading on water instead of drowning in the sea of cina faces I can never seem to remember. All in all, I was feeling a lot more comfortable here than I thought I'd feel at this point. More comfortable than I had ever expected to feel. It's funny how perceptions change huh?

Today is the day

The day I say,

'I die'

I was gonna say something stoopid like 'I Do' as if I'm gonna get married or sth just for the fun for it but it would be utterly ridiculous and irrelevant and plain lame.

Statistics exams is in FIVE hours. We'll see tomorrow whether I'd survive through the almighty Statistics exam which literally controls my happiness and ego level.. Sigh. Why do I allow insignificant things like this control me...?

(This post is actually scheduled to be posted up at this time. One of the many cool functions of blogger. I'm not online right now. I'm in dreaming classes. But then again, I may actually be dead right now for all you care.)

Ethnic Relationship

' I can get a PhD in crappalogy '
sha, shortly after 11am

I guess that just about explains everything about Hubungan Etnik was about. Nonsense and even more of it. Haih. I've Stats paper in twenty four hours, am gonna head back and pour out all the dasar-dasars, konsep intergrasi's, strategi's and what not into the open toilet bowl, flush it and start filling my brain cells with formulaes and tables.

I'm on strike. Gimme me food or gimme sleep.

P/s: Happy Belated Birthday Pei Chen. You've gotta admit I've got good instincts ;)

Book meme

Was bored and I chanced upon this one:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don’t search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.

I am currently in the library computer area and the nearest book to me is Roger A. Arnold’s Economics book. It’s famous okay. Ask any TARC business student, they’d know. The only reason I’m having a book with me is not because I wanna seem studious despite me pattering in front of the box but because I just borrowed it from Simon. A senior Marketing student who just celebrated his 19th(?) birthday last Friday. Thank you for nicely borrowing me your book. Will study hard, promise lah. Heehee.

Page 123 is talking about Macroeconomics (next sem’s syllabus) on prices and employment. Important stuffs. The fifth line is: To find the total expenditure on the market basket times its base year price and then add these products, this gives us $67.

?????????!
Oh My God.

Just my luck.

People I tag to do this meme:
People whom are too free like me :)

Taking it lightly

From today onwards the thought of taking exams lightly particularly when English paper is in concern will NEVER cross my mind again. Being in TARC has not only lifted me and high above and away from home but is also taking a toll on my language :S

I think I screwed up my English essay. Oh sakai. I have to stop obsessing about it. After all, I'm in TARC, how bad can it be right? I'll be a-okay, I think. I was about to fall. Maybe I’ve already fallen and scraped my knees and chipped my nails, but so what. My ego will not be bruised by one mere dumbo essay. Hmph.

Random updates:

• I miss Madam Tan. Yea, she will still be teaching next sem, but just not my class :( This teacher is special, somehow. She notices all the little silly things I come up with in class. From sleeping, stealing bites on sandwiches behind books to fiddling with Milo packs, she notices it all. But now, all traces of human in her have somehow vanished. Poof.
• Before my first paper, which was IT, which I studied dengan penuh tekun and rajinnya sampai pukul lima pagi for days, just in case you didn’t know, my idiotic neighbor started singing really badly on top of her lungs. When slippers go missing, it is NOT MY FAULT.
• I have my own pair of fancy pants!! :D
• Will it STOP raining already? As if being confined within the four walls of my room ain't bed enough, to have the rain to tempt me to sleep all the time is unspeakable of.
• SHIT. Viruses in the library computers attacked my pendrive, screw you. I can now hear funny music playing. Aaargh!
• Mum and Dad dropped by for a visit over the weekend. Mum discovered a beach on big sisters bed *laughs*
• A pasar ramadhan is NOTHING, without keropok lekor. It just sounds very very wrong :(

That's all for now for dinner awaits me! Happy berbuka puasa people ;)

Sudden inspiration?

I've found my lost inspiration to study that flew out the window right after IT exam on Friday. You'd never guess what, or who for that matter that inspired me.

The pak cik guard -.-

But it was the hostel guard alright.

Ryan says he's horny. I think otherwise. I think, you're the horny one =P

It really is an eye opener to think in another prospective of life. Not everyone is as fortunate as we are. For me as a coll student, okay la stay up sampai pukul tiga to study. But for old folks like him who should really be in bed at that time of the day, has to earn bucks to stuff into his already adult kids pocket :/ whatthecrap is wrong with his kids?!


Anyway people, missed me?

Ah yea well, busy busy. Busy sleeping and waking up late only to have find the canteen close, and end up eatting bananas for dinner. Not that I mind, but lapar laaa! :(

*Head smackes the books* Sigh.

Pig Shya Pig

4am - 11am: Sleep
11am - 2pm: Shower, Panic, Had a faint idea of burning neighbour's slippers
2pm - 4pm: Exams
6pm - 7.10pm: Buka Puasa dengan Emi
9pm - 9.59pm: Attempted to sleep
10pm: Offs phone
10pm - 12am Sleep
12am - 1am: Attempt to study
1am: Gives up
2am - 4am: Jalan jalan sekitar hostel, berborak- borak, melepaskan after exam tension [?]
4am - 1pm: Sleep
1pm -2pm: Shower, eat, stare at walls
3pm - 4pm: Sleep
4 something pm: Order Cheeeeeesy Wedges and continues to sleep
6pm: Finally wakes up.


ohmigod la. save me from what i'm becoming :(