Epidemic

I'm 19 and old!

In Advance

The Little Prince written and illustrated by Antoine de Saint Exupéry

in PDF format -__-' 

Though I know you won't show up at my doorstep with a home baked cake and other delightful treats this time around, I will miss you when you're gone.   

Your friendship is one I'll carry with me for a long long time, its not something easily forgotten in the span ten years la peanut head. *hugs

The Other Evening

OMG I hate the sound of puncher clicking. No. That’s an understatement. I really truly hate that sound!

GAHHH!!

I’m trying to get some sleep after suffering headache attacks for a few hours, and I can’t! Cause someone is jamming those goddamn hole into papers, over and over and over again! It’s been going on for like an fifty minutes!! How in the buntut ayam do you tebuk lubangs in paper for nearly an hour? What are you punching anyway? It's only week three! Do you have that much notes already?

I don’t have anything against her personally. She's a sweet sweet girl, and I truly like her and value her for not nicking my socks and chocolate bars when I'm asleep.

But COME ONNNNNNN!!!!! I’ve heard ONE TOO MANY CLIPPINGS A DAY!

*bangs head on wall*

Do you want me to die due to sleep deprivation???

No really, DO YOU? Please for the love of peanut butter M&Ms, let me sleep...

*throws puncher against the wall (with utmost delight)

Loofah

I found out today that you won’t die from taking six subjects a semester, you just have to sleep less, shit less and be lifeless.
 
Oh, don't laugh. I'm dead serious.




With such a lifestyle, you'd probably manage to bag a handful of As, gain a tummy , loose a few friends along the way. BUT you'd also strengthen the bond with the friends you do have left. 
:)

P/s

O.S.I.W is coherent with results release day.

O.S.I.W

Oh Shit, It's Wednesday.

Good Morning everyone.

Sunday

I went vegetarian all of yesterday.
There is absolutely no significance behind it.
Just thought you'd like to know :P

May I..

Do the right thing and not kick up a havoc in the process.

Dear Sha

Happy Deepavali! 

Ambik many many gambar of you in a sari okay.

Dhamma Camp Anyone? :)

WARNING: NEW OUTBREAK ALERT!

Main Diagnose: Youth Dhamma Camp 18, themed “Yes! I M Possible!”

Symptoms: Known to cause unexpected fits of laughter, sleeping disorders due to overexcitement, leg and muscle cramps caused by vigorous team-building activities, and an abrupt increase in circle of friends. Not forgetting, surge in IQ and EQ from 4 days 4 nights of exposure to fun-filled Dhamma.

High-risk venue: Persatuan Buddhist Sitiawan, Perak. Spreading begins 17th December with no signs of slowing down until 21st December 2009.

First sign of infection: Joyful shouting of "YES! I M POSSIBLE!"

Precaution: Register ASAP to avoid disappointment due to limited dosage. Confirm registration with RM120 participating fee before 20th November 2009.

You have been warned...So what are you waiting for? Join us RIGHT NOW!

To know more about this new outbreak, call the hot-lines:

Sis. Tan Swea Phin (012-888 5156)

Bro. Jeremy Kuan (012-923 2683)

Sis. Wong Oi Lum (012-332 1418)

Another community-shaking STORM by

Subang Jaya Buddhist Association Youth Section.

Simple Truth: We begin with a simple idea, for a wonderful reason… YOU!

When I say jump, you jump lah

If you don't already know, because I didn’t until two days ago that Blogger has an "after the jump" feature which basically means that you can highlight some of your blog entry and conceal it behind a "read more..." link. So basically, what the readers will see is a brief summary of the post and if they go ‘Hmm. I think this shouldn’t another of self sympathetic ranty posts, why not?’, click on the “Read More” icon (link thing) and the post will expand allowing the reader to read the full post.

This is extremely useful for bloggers with ALOT to say and even more pictures to escort their posts. Personally, I don't like it very much and lately, I don’t that much to say at all, but some people like it and that's fine by me.

It’s pretty easy to use this feature all you gotta do is enable the functions in your settings. I’m not going to go into a massive natter of instructions on how to use the jump function but if you want to know more or this is all absorbent-ly foreign to you like how it is to me, then click here. Rather useful I think.

oh, btw this new feature comes with a more updated editor bar. Looks so new and shiny. There’s even an additional font called Helvetica which looks very similar to Arial if you ask me. And uploading pictures are so much easier now :D

How come I missed this function when I was doing my report on Blogger three months back, or is it really that new?..

P/s: Images are captured at Cartoon Wonderland by Monkey Wong.

3am and Hunger Pangs

How can anyoneI sleep 12hours in a day, literally not doing anything, take three solid meals, a bowl of maggi sup for tea break, slices of mooncake in between AND still feel hungry.

Hungry hungry hungry. Roar.

It's no wonder my enormous appetite for food and sleep has make its way to be the main conversation topic of the late. Ahha. Bertahan lah. This phase shall eventually pass (:

Virgin No More

After nineteen years, I took the public transportation and actually made it home. It may not sound like an achievement to you but if you were in my shoes, lain lah ceritanya.

I'd like to tell you how much I despise taking public transport, how utterly unbalanced I am, my thing against crowded places (the sole reason I evade from concerts and rowdy celebrations), the infamous failed attempt at finding my way home, how many people laughed in my face when I told them I intended to balik without a friend nor a car, and to what extends I'll go to avoid trains and such..but alas, I'm too sleepy to type even another sentence.

Goodnight people :)

P/s: Thank you Sha for the tip and many more *hug

The Aftermath

:(

Tainted.

I always always wished my hostel would have better walkway instead of walking in a trail of mud encrusted path. Particularly on rainy days, Sheryl and I would wish extra hard. Cos getting mud wedged in between your toes is just not cool. Very icky wan okay. 


And on days it rained really heavily and if you stood on a spot for a second too long, you'd find yourself sinking into the ground. What we never saw coming was my (our) wish coming true but with a heavy price to pay. The trees as you can see in the above picture are either-
a) no longer standing or 
b) as bald as a coot. 


Not funny. Because I am very attached to my trees you see.

Once again

Budak budak, esok klas resumes seperti biasa. Jangan tertido tau. And Sheryl I repeat DO NOT BE LATE. 

Life is gonna be hell, no doubt on that but let's try and have a good semester aite? :)

I feel as hollow as this post

:'(

Yes. Ter. Day(s)

To make up for the post-less days I have combined the gist and excerpts from all my drafted texts and redundant emails I never got around to sending into one lengthy post in hopes that these excerpts will depict a clearer picture of my oh-so-mundane life when I’m out of the picture, which is more often than not. 

As much as I’d like to run home (fly to an undisclosed place) each time I need a hug, I can’t. And such is life. T.T

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Crunch of crisp leaves. Water splashing. Repairman mumbling silently. Empty trash cans. Hum of the water dispenser. Shady pathways. Sugar coated donuts. Hansem IT lecturer. Blue grey white blue grey white blue stripes. Reeking toilets. Air jambu batu. Feeling of defeat. Sleep.

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Nobody can describe themselves in five words.

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I need a dose of quirks, I need Tal.

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I woke this morning with the aroma of herbal soup someone’s parents brought from home seeping under the crack of my door. Roaaaaaarr. Weekends in hostel are so damn sad.

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Having Death Cab For Cutie’s I Will Follow You into the Dark on repeat.

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Today, dad taught me the difference between Hokkien mee and Cantonese fried noodles. Ahha.

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If nobody makes an effort, I don’t see why should I.

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Having roti cheese telur delivered right up to your doorstep upon waking up from an evening nap has gotta be the best thing ever. Yalah, my life is currently that uneventful.

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When you search for something (someone), you really are trying to fulfil a feeling.

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There are some strings that can be prodded upon. Strummed, plucked and some can even be twanged. And there’s also a different kind of string, the type that are sacred and is better left unscathed.

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Eating burger ayam special cheese with a spoon.

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I am not as dumb as you are lead to believe. I’m just playing along your silly lie because I’d like to see how long you can keep it up.

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Every now and then something flashes by and I get severe i miss you pangs.

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I am seriously tempted to chop off my hair.

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Cab fares are now outrageously pricey nowadays. Baik I duduk hostel plant mushrooms :S

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I contradict myself ALL THE TIME. I say things like ‘it won’t rain today wan, so sunny and hot’. Few hours later I find myself trapped under a pondok shivering my butt off. WHYLA  -          -

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I wish I wouldn’t get panic attacks in the mornings before taking exams. I can’t think straight, my palms gets so clammy and I feel like I’m going to heave yesterday’s dinner.

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If I had a mamak of my own, I’d make sure my customers get what they want, when they want it. I’ll also ensure drinks are not overdosed with sugar.

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So sleeeeepyy. Into the showers. Now.

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Happy people are not happy all the time you know. Give them the liberty to emoe and get upset every now and then.

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I am relieved of assignments!

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I always say ‘no time’ how long can I hide behind that cacat excuse?

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19/25. :(

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I want to do something hasty, reckless and dire. I could start with my hair. Hmmm.

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It matters what you think.

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Ignoring the fact that finals are in two weeks and watches an episode of spongebobsquarepants to cheer self up.

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I have developed an unusual liking for loud music. Like really loud. With lots screaming, whacking of drums, and heavy strumming of the guitar? It’s like I’m trying to block something out.

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Downed a packet of Hershey kisses in one evening.

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I think, you’re full of crap.

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Because it's only when you're tested, you truly discover who you are and who you can be.
The person you want to be does exist. Somewhere in the other side of hard work, and faith and belief and beyond heartache and fear of what lies ahead. One Tree Hill.

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I feel like throwing up from the sight of my management info system notes, like right now..

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I can’t drink Milo cos my mugs are all piling up, unwashed and crusted with residue in the pantry.

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SHU XIAN AH. Stop sleeping and teman me study!

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Oh, have I mentioned I absolutely can’t stand mat rempits and smokers?

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I love to shower. It is the most stress-releasing moment of the day and I absolutely love smelling good

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Under some circumstances, not knowing is an advantage when compared to being burdened with having the knowledge.

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When I'm enraged, I take bigger and unforgiving bites.

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My heart dropped from a height so great the impact nearly crushed me.

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Chocolate coated raisins and seedless watermelon.

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Sometimes hor, being nice will get you no where except under their feet.

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STOP rain. Just stop.

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WHY does everyone wants to know whether I'll be home for the merdeka weekend or not? Hang kena study untuk finals la. Tanya lagi ku sepak kang.

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Good GOOD food. Thank you dad :D

 

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The family(minus big sister) was huddling around my shoebox size of a room, eating carefully packed home cooked pies, sliced papayas, and sipping steaming hot soup from my Milo mug for two hours. Their departure makes it feel suddenly too quiet. And the room feels bigger too. :(

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I have come to terms with the fact that I’m gonna spend my life catching up with past movies.

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I HAVE MILO once again. Thank youuu Nevnev!

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I can’t place a finger on what has changed between us but it is glaringly obvious that it has.

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A bit of stress will me good sometimes. Not every time though.

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Yellow yellow yellow yellow. Never had so many lemon mentos’s in a row. This is a first.

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My roommate is driving me nuts. That or four walls and law notes spread out before me.

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I have the earphones jammed into my ears all the time because then, I wouldn’t need to listen to my own thoughts.

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Laughing my arse off after watching Potong Saga. It’s DAMN funny.

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3am and a ball of hair.

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Mum, you were wrong after all. Even with a laptop, I still don’t blog as often as I should.

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Ooooh. I found this, not in my drafts but sent items. It is to illustrate to you that people don’t want to make promises when it comes to waking me up cos they know how deaf and sleep induced I’ve become upon plopping on the pillow during the end of the semester.

Wake me up at one please please.

By phone or personally?

Whichever way you find most convenient la. Janji I bangun can oredi.

Err.. I will janji if you janji to bangun when I bangunkan you. Okay?

Btw, I couldn’t fall asleep after an hour of tossing and turning so I got up and run(walk) a few rounds just to keep myself hyped.

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Everybody is hovering on the edge of health lately :( scary.

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I hate having to study for computers. I hate that everything I read just doesn’t lodge anywhere in my head. Imagine a car swerving past your street, ah something like that bah. I hate it even more that I want to pass this paper.

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GARLIC CHEESE TOAST are to die for. I swear upon my stash of apples.

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I’m sorry I couldn’t be there.

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The other day my phone alarm rang and vibrated so vigorously for the umpteenth time until it fell from the desk. It was only then I got up -_____-‘

Aiyooh. No wonder la my phone so lagging. Bertimbun banyak junk drafts accumulating in there. Some of these are backdated up to July sial.

Things I've been Doing in Point Forms

Because I am simply too lazy to type more than required

• Layaning my mother.
• Layaning tall sister.
• Making tall sister layan me.
• Ffking my classmates for a three day trip to Malacca after asking for the third time “how many bathrooms are there”. Bathrooms are extremely vital, anyone who agrees with me please raise your hand.
• I know what DNR is, do you? My days from devouring episodes of House are turning out to be useful after all.
• Baking chicken pies and chilled cheesecake.
• Nibbling on Roti Tissue while bantering on how the nickname TTB came to be, finding out who’s Viwi, how Rachel’s habit is glued to her throughout the years, Xian and her thing with discipline teachers and that I used to nick Jaya’s rulers in Form2.
• Feeding my addiction for Bejeweled Twist.
• Eating mooncake! I so soo love the yolk ones.
• Updating my music library. Am currently listening to Rob Thomas’s Problem Girl (:
• Loosing stationary and hair pins.
• Clearing the dusty shelves of my drafts, this will be a post on its own.
• Getting ffked twice in the span of five days. This is proof that karma is taking effect.
• Blog hopping, catching up with people, times, fashion and technology.
• Discovering how outrageously expensive satays are getting. It’s 62cents for ayam. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days where it was 40cents a stick?
• Cooking lunches with guidance from my mother.
• Yam cha sessions and of course,
  
• Taking lengthy naps, guilt free.